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Step 1
The Ehow God's have many responsibilities, yet remain completely annonymous. It takes a great amount of faith in them to succed as an EHow writer. The first step is realizing that you cannot know who they are. Begin your prayer: "Dear unknown God's of EHow..."
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Step 2
Define clearly what you would like the God's to do for you. They recieve many requests from many writers. Such as, "Goddammit". They don't know what this means. If you ask them to increase your page views, they will do it by morning. But you must be more specific. Continue your prayer:
"...please increase my pageviews, and make each click profitable." -
Step 3
Narrow your topic. Now your pageviews have increased, but it isn't reflected in your account. Continue or ammend your prayer as follows. "...Please update my pageviews, messages, and earnings all at the same time. Great nameless God, please reflect these changes accurately."
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Step 4
Be thankful. Continue your prayer.
"...I am greatful to have written 35 articles for you. Thank you for the $0.23. I have earned it" -
Step 5
It's ok to bargain with this God. Continue prayer as follows:
"I promise to write 5 articles for every recommendation I get, as long as you deliver me from any flame wars." -
Step 6
Conclude your prayer. The God's are busy:
"In the name of the sponsors, the readers and the holy googler's. Amen"
Comments
MarlaineMarie said
on 10/9/2009 Hahahaha........... I actually know a couple names!
dawniekay said
on 8/5/2009 LOL I love it!!5*
elkim said
on 3/14/2009 ha ha! I often ask the eHow gods why featured articles only tell you how to do things everyone already knows...they haven't answered yet. I guess I should just offer thanks for my $0.23 instead.
lxlunat1cxl said
on 2/19/2009 lol
lxlunat1cxl said
on 2/19/2009 lol