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Step 1
To get rid of your loser, tell him or her to get a job. Losers will be gone in a jiffy if they have to start working.
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Step 2
Tell the loser you're not paying his or her bills anymore. As soon as losers think their creditors are after them, they will want to leave town.
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Step 3
Tell the loser to stop drinking and/or doing drugs in your house. When losers are not allowed to smoke weed or drink alcohol, they will go back to their parent's house.
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Step 4
Give the loser a long list of chores to do while you're at work. Losers feel resentful when they have to take responsibility for work around the house.
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Step 5
Don't let the loser use your car anymore. As soon as losers have to start taking the bus, they'll look for another sucker with a car.
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Step 6
Tell the loser he or she will have to pay a portion of the rent and grocery bill. Nothing scares losers more than having to fork over their hard-earned borrowed money.
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Step 7
Find a co-dependent you don't like who doesn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day and hook your loser up with him or her. Just tell the co-dependent the loser just needs someone to love him or her in order to become a responsible, mature, and loving person. Co-dependents have a passion for trying to fix losers.
Now go out and celebrate Valentine's Day knowing you respect yourself enough to be with someone who really cares for you.
Comments
doitrightnow said
on 11/3/2009 All good except number 7. It's not very nice to criticize codependents. Many of them are all ripped up inside by things beyond their control. Sure, they need to grow up and move on. So do we all. But it doesn't help to laugh at them either. 4*
mailcards said
on 1/29/2009 That was awesome!
bar10dr98 said
on 1/29/2009 Awesome! LOL @ "hard-earned borrowed money"... I think you must know my ex after reading this. (I wish I would have found this article several years ago, speaking of!)
Addonis said
on 1/27/2009 wow. Great work 5 stars