How to Read Your Dog's Mind

Wonder what your dog is thinking? Well that's the problem, they can't talk.... but, wonder no more!

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Power of observation
• Empathy toward animal

1. Tail wagging, face open, mouth hanging open, eyes bright, tongue hanging out, variety of postures: "I'm happy!"

2. Tail held high, focused facial expression, mouth closed, head outstretched, sniffing: "Who are YOU?"

3. Tail down low, hackles raised, teeth bared, fire in eyes, low pitched growl: BACK OFF NOW!!!

4. Prancing about like a huge goof (most often seen after Master takes the leash) I GOTTA PEE DANCE.

5. Tail down low or between legs, refusal to look in eyes, shying away: Submissive or threatened. Treat this with caution.

6. Belly up, relaxed facial expression, legs in air: Complete trust. Scratch my belly.

7. Constant scratching: I ITCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! May be time for a flea bath.

8. Low pitched bark: "This my territory yo!"

9. high pitched bark or yelp: "OWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

10. Whining: Anxious, anticipating.

11. Drooling while your eating. "PLEASE, gimme food, gimme food, PLEASE..."

Tips & Warnings

• Feel free to add to this article.
• Any sudden or bizarre changes in your pet's behavior may signal a dire health emergency. Seek a vet's advice and treatment immediately.