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How to Know If You Are a Germ-a-phobe

Who is a germ-a-phobe? That would be someone who has a pathological fear of germs, or anyone that is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria, and a famous TV character that is obsessed with germs and avoiding them is Monk.

Difficulty: Moderate
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • strong dislike of germs
  1. Step 1

    You do not like meeting new people because it usually means shaking hands and if you do not have an antibacterial lotion or wipes with you, you may get too nervous.

  2. Step 2

    You attend Church service but leave right before the shaking hands part

  3. Step 3

    You take out your gloves or tissues when using public transportation or when opening a door.

  4. Step 4

    You wash your hands right after dealing with cash.

  5. Step 5

    When you go to work you have to wipe down clean your desk or cubicle every morning otherwise you are not able to work well.

  6. Step 6

    You see children as potential germs bearing people.

  7. Step 7

    You would rather hold it than use a public restroom.

  8. Step 8

    You do not go out on weekends because you have to sanitize your house.

  9. Step 9

    You do not own pets because you think they bring germs into the home.

  10. Step 10

    If you have to stay at a hotel you bring your own sheets.

Tips & Warnings
  • Monk is your hero

Comments  

goodselfme said

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on 1/24/2009 Interesting and I learned from your 5* article

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on 1/14/2009 I KNOW one of these ! Do you know her too? :-)

Vanessa22 said

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on 1/11/2009 this made me laugh :)

Allyn said

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on 1/11/2009 Wow.

cynvela said

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on 1/7/2009 Sounds exACTly like my brother in law!

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