How to Get a Valentine by Valentine's Day

In this how to I will tell you how you can get a valentine for valentine's day.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• confidence
• self-respect
• pen/pencil
• paper

1. 

   Take your pen or pencil and your piece of paper and write down all of the things you dislike about yourself. These are the things that you want to change. Too fat? Too thin? Nose too big? Too emotional? Too clingy? Write them all down and take a look at your inner dialogue. Now what?

2. 

   Now tear that piece of paper up into teeny tiny shreds and throw it out, burn it (safely), whatever feels good to do.

3. Realize there is nothing about yourself that you need to change because no matter what your faults, there is someone who will love you for them. To that person these will be endearing and wonderful aspects of the total person that you are.

4. Buy yourself some new clothes or make them. Do what make you happy. Put your makeup on and do your hair because first impressions matter and the most important thing is to smile and laugh infectiously. There's nothing more attractive than someone who is truly confident and happy in themselves. Be that person. Just wake up tomorrow and decide that you are going to be the sexiest and most desireable person alive today and play the part.

5. Go out every chance you get in search of that man or woman (you wont meet them sitting on your couch watching House reruns).

6. 

   Following these steps you will definitely meet someone who will be your valentine. They may not be your one and only true love, but then again, who knows?

Tips & Warnings

• Make sure there's no food in your teeth before breaking out all those smiles...