How to Enjoy Your Vasectomy Recovery

So your wife wants you to get a vasectomy and you're scared out of your mind. Relax; getting a vasectomy can be one of the best times of the adult, male life. Here's how to actually enjoy your vasectomy.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Cable TV
• Snacks & beverages
• Recliner
• Frozen corn
• Grateful wife

1. First off, make a big deal to your wife about your hesitancy to get a vasectomy. Tell her you're scared it will hurt or that things might not go back to normal. Then, after she's well aware of your trepidation, tell her you've given it some more thought and you'll do it if she wants you to. Now you've just earned some brownie points with your beloved; bank these away for a rainy day.

2. Scheduling your vasectomy is one of the most important details to an enjoyable vasectomy. If at all possible, schedule your procedure to coincide with the start of March Madness. You'll need to recover for a few days after your vasectomy and what better way to do so than with hours and hours of college basketball at your disposal. Don't forget the frozen corn!

3. After you begin feeling "frisky" again (don't rush it, you'll thank me later for this) you are now under doctor's orders to have sex. This is an important part of vasectomy process and should not be overlooked. Most doctors will require at least two clean samples before they declare your procedure a success; this can take an average of 7 - 10 ejaculations but for some individuals it will take many more. Here's hoping for more!

Tips & Warnings

• Consult an actual doctor for real medical advice concerning your vasectomy procedure

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on 3/11/2009 Wow, what a man. Good for you!