Things You'll Need:
- an Aluminum pole in lieu of a christmas tree or menorah
- Some greivances you wish to air
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Step 1
The central symbol of Festivus is an aluminum pole, like the kind employed by exotic dancers. So you'll need to put one up in a prominent place. The middle of your living room couldn't hurt. It needs no ornamentation and, in fact, should have none. It should be sturdy, with a good strength to weight ratio.
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Step 2
At dinner, air your grievances! Does your mother-in-law get on your nerves? Is your son or daughter still living in your basement instead of attending Harvard Law, as you'd prefer? Let them know how you feel! The Airing of the Grievances is a ritual that is central to Festivus. Hold nothing back.
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Step 3
Next is Feats of Strength. Test your physical prowess against that of another family member. No challenge should be refused.
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Step 4
The best part about Festivus? No need to buy gifts! Save your money to do what you want to do! Although you might want to have a consolation prize for your mother-in-law after you've told her what you really think of her cooking and put her in a full nelson.
