How to Become a Vampire

Hollywood has filled us with images and false beliefs on what it takes to actually become a vampire. There are many schools of thought on this and I've listed the more commonly believed ones. If you really want to become a vampire you need to follow these steps.

Difficulty: Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Evil personality
• Mastery of Dark Magic
• A werewolf to play with

1. Lead a really bad life. Sinners and heretics and others who lead a particularly deceitful life, committing crimes against humanity are prime candidates to become a vampire. The Church believes that those who die without repenting and receiving last rites are doomed to walk the earth preying on those who may still be saved.

2. Practice black magic or summon some spirits to do your bidding. Summoning spirits or being really good at black magic is a great way to become a vampire. Practice your evil witchery often and just maybe you'll become a vampire this way.

3. Become a werewolf, or make one you know really mad. There is a strong connection between werewolves and vampirism. It is commonly believed that werewolves are not immortal, and when they die they return as a vampire. It is also believed that being killed by a werewolf dooms the victim to becoming a vampire.

Tips & Warnings

• Practice summoning spirits day and night to get really good at it.
• Poke the werewolf with a stick to get him good and mad at you!
• Make sure you leave instructions to NOT be cremated when you die!

Resources

• Dress the part!
• The Twilight Saga, book 1
• Sookie Stackhouse Boxed Set (Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood)
• Vampire Academy, book 1
• More Vampire Goodness!

[celticeagle]

on 1/3/2009 Practice makes perfect! I am going to start wearing my garlic necklace.

[mcaldwell]

on 12/13/2008 Cool article, 5*! :)

[Creativehearts1]

on 12/13/2008 I hope that my garlic necklace works on the internet!