How To

How to Turn Water Into Wine

By jennen, eHow Member Rating

Jesus Juice

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Let me forewarn you, this requires you keep an open mind or at least a sense of humor. In the days of Jesus Christ they did a lot of things from scratch. Now-a -days, things are simplified. If Jesus used some of the same recipes that we use today, it would appear to be magic. Now I am not one to say that Jesus did not touch the water and turn it to wine, but where is the evidence to say that he did not do something similar to the following recipe.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

Two quarts of water
One cup of sweetener
A secret Ingredient
Grain Acohol(optional)
An open mind or a sense of humor.

Step 1

Put two quarts of water in to a container that will hold it.
Step 2

Add one cup of sweetener to the two quarts of water.
Step 3

Now add the secret ingredient and stir with your finger. Wow!!! Water turns to wine.
Step 4

For the real wine-o’ s, you can add one third cup of grain alcohol. It has little to no tastes and they will never know what hit them.
Step 5

It's a miracle

You must command all those that are witness to this miracle, to keep the Secret.

Tips & Warnings

The Secret is the key to knowledge.
God is the author of humor.
This might offend some people. Especially the very religious that do not have a sense of humor.

Resources

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