How to Make Bacon Bath Salts

Carnivores, rejoice, you finally just got a relaxing bath salt scented with your favorite meat -bacon!
If you'd prefer to purchase some premade, I sell them in my Etsy shop:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=18730599

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Epsom salt
• Borax
• Liquid smoke
• Salt Pork
• A bowl

1. Heat up 4 strips of salt pork in a microwave. You could also use bacon, but the salt pork has more fat, giving you more grease for your mixture.

2. Pour 2 cups epsom salt in bowl, then 1 cup borax.

3. Drain fat away from meat and mix with a few drops of liquid smoke. The liquid smoke helps make the scent, it won't smell right without it.

4. Mix the grease/smoke mixture into the salt mixture. Mix thoroughly by hand, or else it will not blend all the way. If there seems to be too much grease, add more borax and salt. If it is too dry, heat up more salt pork and repeat steps 1-4.

5. Enjoy bacon scented baths by adding your salt whenever you take a soak.
   To store, just put it in a bottle and save it for later.

Tips & Warnings

• Adding the smoke to the grease makes things blend better than trying to add the smoke to the salts directly.

Resources

• Purchase some already made

[MotherDove]

on 4/20/2009 I'm definitely a believer that everything is "betta with butta AND bacon" - but Bath Salts?! This is beyond the beyond and I highly commend you - this probably works better than pheromones for attracting men!