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Step 1
Remember your pet rock is very sensitive about the subject of sex. Carefully bring up the subject when you feel that it is the right time. No one can tell you when that time is. You will have to decide for yourself when that is. Your pet rock would never dream of approaching you about this subject. Use straight-forward and anatomically correct language when discussing sex with your pet rock. Do not make sex sound bad or dirty.
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Step 2
Talk openly and honestly with your pet rock about sex. Make the conversation sound as casual, yet important, as you can. Do not show your hesitancy or embarrassment (if any) when talking about sex with your pet rock. This will only make your pet rock clam up and not ask the questions it is bound to have for you.
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Step 3
Answer all your pet rock’s questions about sex. Although shy, pet rocks are curious. This is especially true about the topic of sex. Encourage them to ask questions. If your pet rock does seem a bit bashful regarding sex, ask it questions. Don’t make sound like a test; keep your questions conversational.
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Step 4
Allow your pet rock to read a book about sex. Pet rocks may want more information about sex than you have or are willing to share. Give them a book to read about sex. Be sure you read the book first. You want them to have a positive and healthy outlook on this topic that will be an important part of their life.
Comments
Halleycomet86 said
on 1/15/2009 So funny!
brantsbabe said
on 1/5/2009 Great article, none of us want our pet rocks having little pebbles before they're ready.
ermabombeck said
on 12/27/2008 And all I ever did with mine is use it as a paperweight...
ashawn said
on 12/14/2008 very cute!
Quickstar said
on 12/14/2008 We all need to remember that our pet rocks though they can be cold to the touch are very warm and receptive and a little love goes a long way. :) love the write fun stuff! 5*