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Step 1
Remember that pet rocks are not ordinary rocks. They are not fashion accessories. Your pet rock will not be something you can throw some pebble kibble to in the backyard and forget about. The pet rock you select will be and should be a non-human family member, and he should be treated as such. He will require love, affection, discipline, and medical care. Think of a pet rock as a different looking, highly sensitive and intelligent child.
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Step 2
Consider your finances. The larger the pet rock, the more he will eat. Older pet rocks and pet rock pebbles usually visit the geologist more often than pet rocks that are middle age.
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Step 3
Think about where you live. Consider how much usable living space do you have to share with a pet rock. Ask your landlord if there are any restrictions about the size, age or type of pet rock you can own. Many areas do not allow certain types, such as boulders.
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Step 4
Consider what activities you like and actually participate in. Not all pet rocks will to do well jogging, and others are extremely active. Select a pet rock that will enjoy the same activities that you do.
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Step 5
Talk to all your family members about the kind of pet rock that will be the best fit. Involve everybody in the decision. Consider any possible allergies. Even so-called hypo-allergenic pet rocks can cause a reaction in a specific person.
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Step 6
Think about the length of time you are capable of committing to a pet rock. Not just on a daily a basis (walks, grooming, feeding), but think of it over the course of years. The life expectancy of pet rocks can vary greatly. It ranges from a several centuries to many millenniums. You must be prepared to care for a pet rock for the rest of your life.
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Step 7
Consider the specific group a pet rock is classified in. These groups have been breed for specific jobs, such as being lap pet rocks or protection pet rocks. Pet rocks classified in the jewel group tend to be loud and a bit hyper. These are just tendencies. Those tendencies will vary according to the individual pet rock’s personality. However, these are excellent ways to gage the personality and temperament of pet rocks. Speak to the caregivers at the pet rock shelter for specific classification of your pet rock, even if he consists of mixed gravel.
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Step 8
Speak with the adoption counselor at the shelter. Most pet rock shelters will require you to fill out an application to adopt a pet rock. They will use this to help you decide which pet rock would be best for you and your family. Unfortunately, these applications do not cover all the concerns with responsible pet rock ownership. Talk with them about your family, lifestyles, needs and wants. Listen to their advice and suggestions. Usually, they only want a family to adopt a pet rock that will be a good match for everyone involved.
Comments
iamaeagerbeaver said
on 10/13/2009 This article is great!
It's very funny! =)
thebeaddoodler said
on 4/25/2009 LOL wonderful article on how to adopt a pet rock. Pet rocks should come with a warning: Be sure to introduce your pet rock to all the family to insure it doesn't get thrown out with the "trash".
txwahm said
on 1/8/2009 awww, my daughters just adopted their first pet rock the other. Definitly going to share this with them :)
QueenofMisc said
on 1/5/2009 Love the idea of a pet rock! Good going! :-)
Amewzing said
on 12/16/2008 There is so much to consider when adopting a pet rock, and you handled this issue with great sensitivity, thank you. Russell (1990-?), my first pet rock, didn't get the TLC he deserved and is missing, presumed buried, to this day.