How to Sneak Alcohol or Vodka onto a cruise ship

This is the fool proof method on how to sneak alcohol on a cruise ship. It will work every time, and it will save you a lot of time and money.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• 2 liter soda bottles
• sealed soda caps
• vodka
• funnel

1. 
   Clear 2 liter soda bottles like this one.

   First, visit your local supermarket, and buy some 2 liter soda bottles (clear ones, like sprite, 7up, etc)

2. 
   Already Sealed 2 liter soda bottle caps.. like these

   then go online, and find a place that sells 2 liter soda bottle sealed caps, you can google it and do some research to find many websites where you can find them but I will include one right here, for those of you in a hurry...
   
   http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/product/1401
   
   the link above is selling 30 sealed caps for $4.95.

3. so, you empty out the soda bottles, fill them to the right level (about an inch from the top) with vodka, or the spirit of your choice, then remove the old cap and cap seal from the bottles, and reseal them using your New Sealed Caps! Once you screw the caps on, the seal will go into place, and seal the bottle. THATS IT. Pack them in your suitcase just as you would a bottle of soda (soda is OK to bring on the cruise with you, and if anyone ever said anything, obviously it is because you don't like drinking the water on the cruise ship) but no one will

Tips & Warnings

• Now... I usually have an entourage of 6 friends with me, which for me is 10 2 liter bottles. (20 liters of vodka) but keep in mind that is on a 7 day cruise, and we are all alcoholics, but Plan accordingly and remember, it is always good to be over prepared, you never know when you might have 6 hot hunnies in the cabin who you have to host for, so I always say bring extras!
• Also, try to separate the soda bottles evenly throughout the luggage when you put them in it. Put a few two liters in each piece of luggage, instead of 10 2 liters is just one bag... so split it up between your friends.

[AndrewMonda]

on 6/18/2009 too late now, but you could buy a bunch of those small seltzer soda bottles, they have the same caps as soda bottles, and then smash the glass bottles, leaving the full sealed soda caps in tact, then you can just screw them onto your new vodka-filled bottles.

hope that helps

- Drew Monda

[drocks]

on 4/28/2009 is there any local stores that u know of i can try instead of buying online?? im cruising in 4 days but thats a great idea!