How to Contact Aliens

You want to meet Them. Maybe your friend or a friend of a friend has had an experience, or even been on board their ships. How can you become a part of UFO history and bridge the gap of understanding between humans and aliens? Follow these guidelines to improve your odds of meeting an alien.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

1. Join an online or in-person UFO interest group. Here you will meet people who have been abducted by Them and you will hear the stories of the first alien encounters. It is important to make contacts with active ufologists so that if you do get to meet Them, you will have someone to talk about it with

2. Familiarize yourself with alien theories. There are accounts of a race called Greys, some people report meeting Reptilians, and some abductees have met aliens that seem to be hybrids of humans and these forms. Avoid reading too much about crackpot theories that suggest some of our world leaders are Reptilians. Those people are crazy.

3. Most abduction accounts take place in the South. Consider moving there, or taking long road trips through the back roads of the southwest and southeast.

4. The more you get involved in learning about alien/human interactions and UFO phenomena, the more likely you are to meet aliens. Aliens prefer to abduct people who are more receptive to being contacted. They put monitoring devices on our telecommunication satellites to locate people who promote alien studies.

Resources

• How to Tell if You've Been Abducted

[alienwatcher]

on 7/4/2009 . . . friend.

This continues from the 3rd Message of mine cause it missed some of it of.

In the 2nd Message I mean 4 lines it showed 3 lines now it shows 4.

You Aliens wanna be friends?

I'm being your friend.

I keep getting cut off from Internet always loosing Internet Connection quite lately am only able to get Online whenever I don't have problems troubleshooting when trying to connect to the Internet.

Have a nice day.

[alienwatcher]

on 7/4/2009 I didn't realise that my message the one with 3 lines would appear above.

This is my 3rd Message transmitting from Planet Earth.

I'm with Aliens all the way am on their side as on the human side. It was great seeing you Aliens there perhaps next time you could talk to me and I could bring you home with me. You don't need to be afraid of me I'm NOT with Government, Nasa nor Area 51 Staff trying to cover you guys up. I'm friendly,
open minded and a Believer in you Aliens since age 11 since the year 1989. What do you Aliens do persides abduct people? I don't mind longs it's not Swimming cause I can't swim, longs it's not Sky Diving cause I've got Asthma which courses me breathing difficulties and wheezing and I hate Football,
eating out in Cafe's and I don't Smoke cause of my Asthma and I don't drink everyday in Pubs like some people do.

You wanna be friends?

I am being your...

[alienwatcher]

on 7/4/2009 Further description of the Aliens above in my first message I met on Planet Earth:
The white plastic bag Alien kind and the chocolate brown Dog like Alien didn't have a tail.

[alienwatcher]

on 7/3/2009 I've met Aliens on planet Earth they are one is white like a white plastic bag from a Shop with four very small tiny legs on the corner of it's body at it scurries along quick at you. When it stops scurring you stand to look at it and your looking at each other for quite a long time. It didn't appear to have any eyes like humans. The other Alien is a chocolate brown type with four legs flat brown face and looks like a Dog it makes one short pant at ya as it goes by you on a path on the outside that runs along a farmers field. If you want to contact me again there let me know as you the white one went by my window along the Beach at 3:40am in June 2009 that flaps in out that's flat as a pancake mushroom colour.

[Ryan5thEdition]

on 12/4/2008 This is goofy.