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How to Pass A Drug Test

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How to pass a drug test using store bought Jell-O mix.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • 12oz water bottle (full)
  • 1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
  1. Step 1

    First you must know that this will only work for drugs that are FAT SOLUBLE, meaning they deposit in your fat cells. The most common that comes to mind is Marijuana, but it will also work with other drugs such as heroine and PCP. It will also work, though less effectively, on fat soluble steroids.

  2. Step 2

    Pour the Jell-O packet in the 12oz water bottle, and give it a good shake. DO NOT REFRIGERATE!

  3. Step 3

    Drink enough water to pee once or twice before your test,

  4. Step 4

    Drink the Jell-O juice 15-20 minutes before your test. The effects should last about 40 minutes.

  5. Step 5

    WHY IT WORKS: Drinking the Jell-O mix before the urine test WORKS because of the way the drugs are detected in the urine. The drug does not give you "dirty urine," but rather "dirty fat." When your body metabolizes the fat for energy later on, traces of the drug are digested and thus end up in the urine sample. To solve this problem, drinking a full packet of Jell-O overloads your body with sugar and eliminates the need to metabolize fat... For 40 minutes.

Tips & Warnings
  • For extra security, try peeing once or twice before the test to flush your system.
  • Do not refrigerate the Jell-O. It must be in liquid form so you can drink it.
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  • Not safe for people with diabetes.

Comments  

sneedc said

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on 12/22/2008 My kids have been snowing me all along, I fear! Who knew about the many marvels of jell-o. No wonder Mr. Huxtable is its spokesperson.

GigiFab said

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on 12/18/2008 hahaha I won't need these tips but I could pass the info along to friends. Great job!!!

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