Things You'll Need:
- Working for the government and using their cars has benefits...
- Insurance
- GUTS and SKILL
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Step 1
First you need to work for the government so you don’t’ worry about insurance or replacement of vehicles… All losses are in the line of duty. The best part is that you get to drive prototype vehicles.
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Step 2
Take Driving lessons so you can handle any situation. Learn to handle a tire blowing out at 120mph. Master the ability to dodge bullets, snaking around curvy roads and chatting with a sexy girl all at the same time. Outrun a helicopter aiming missiles at your car from close quarters. And best of all you have to be able to jump from car going over a cliff after you are chased by the giant JAWS. Best of all drive underwater in a car that converts to submarine.
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Step 3
Now that you are prepared buy a sleek sexy little car. An Aston Martin is the car of choice this year and is rated the most popular out of 10 sexy cars for men to drive. Move to Italy to experience driving the long winding roads.
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Step 4
Practice driving top speed in a convertible without mussing your hair. When you are whipping around corners at top speed in a convertible you must have hairspray. While you are at it, BUY stock in hairspray, because Bond’s hair is rarely mussed.
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Step 5
All in all this is not necessarily one the traits of James Bond I want to master but a little more fun driving wouldn’t’ hurt!










Comments
kittykat3 said
on 3/31/2009 Nice article to help you drive like James Bond! 5*
WordWhizKid said
on 12/30/2008 This sounds like so much fun, thanks for the mental adventure!;)
PurpleAnkh said
on 12/13/2008 Who doesn't love James Bond? WHo doesn't love fab cars? Great article. Think I will just continue to live vicariously though!
dsarokin said
on 11/30/2008 I have to nitpick one thing. I work for the government, and no way in h**l I ever get to drive an Aston Martin, much less at 120, before wrecking it totally. I must have the wrong job title!
slphilbrick said
on 11/17/2008 Well THERE is an original article ! Very creative....:) 5*