How to make a Redneck X-mas Tree

Do you think yourself as a Redneck? Here is one project, if you make it you are surely a Redneck!

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• 1 Tree stand
• 1 PVC pipe 5FT high, or longer for a taller tree.
• 300 Mountain Dew cans, and 1 2 liter plastic Mountain Dew bottle
• Drill
• Diffrent lenths of flexable wire
• wire cutters

1. 
   Tree stand, with the begining of the tree

   Take your piece of PVC pipe and place in tree stand. Begin by drilling holes in the pipe, starting from the bottom. As you complete each hole take and place a Mountain Dew can on the end of a wire. this should be fairly long since the bottom of the tree is the biggest.

2. 
   More cans added

   Continue to drill more holes and add more cans. If the cans are light and need some weight, add some Red Man Chew in there for some weight.

3. 

   Drilling more holes. Make sure that the "branches" slowly get smaller and smaller.

4. 
   Tree compleate

   Tree complete. Use the 2 liter bottle as the topper. Make sure to add the light to the tree topper, and a string of lights. This will really make the tree shine.

5. 
   Oh Crismas Tree!

   Tree is complete. All you need is Santa and a bottle of Mountain Dew!

Tips & Warnings

• Do not try to build this while intoxicated!
• Be the first in the trailer park to build this masterpiece!
• Lafter may follow lighting the tree
• Can be recycled for cash

[chickenchick]

on 4/14/2009 I don know, it looks kinda perty all litup like that! Could I be . . .? God Bless, funny article. 5* rec.

[PurpleAnkh]

on 12/5/2008 My brother would love this tree! My daughter even calls him Uncle Dew!

[thesquirrelymom]

on 12/3/2008 What a cute idea, lol!

[Kathymcbain]

on 12/2/2008 This is funny...and kind of cool!

[TippyStClair]

on 11/30/2008 cool!