How to Decide Which Country to Emigrate to if the Republicans Win

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By Angela Garcia
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Picture the worst: Despite your diligent and hopeful vote, the Republicans squeak by once again and win the big one. You immediately find yourself swept away in a tsunami of policies you disagree with, on issues including (take a deep breath) the economy, the minimum wage, jobs, children's health, preschool, daycare, education and women's control of their reproductive systems--not to mention alternative energy and wildlife. At this point, you'd be asking yourself what's next: Canada? Sweden? Mexico? Mars? Here are some pros and cons to flesh out your emigration plans before you simply close your eyes, spin that globe and point.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Step 1

Choose that Scandinavian country carefully. Iceland is going bankrupt and Finland has had some recent violence issues. Drinking still looms large in Denmark and Sweden, but these nations might still be friendlier alternatives. Enjoy the bicycling and medical care!
Step 2

Consider Spain, if only because McCain refuses to talk to its leaders. Less rightward-veering than France and Germany, Spain also offers a chance to use or better your Spanish, the most popular language Americans learn. You'll also enjoy the late-night tapas.
Step 3

Go Irish; many emigrants and American corporations already have. The Celtic Tiger may be simmering down, but it can still offer a home away from home. Artists and writers pay no income tax. Do you have an Irish grandfather? You may be eligible for a visa. Alternately, consider England.
Step 4

Head down to Mexico to slow the your pace of life. You could even go as far south as Brazil, Argentina or Chile. Big-city smog may be a factor if you head to a new job, but remember that there are always trade-offs. If you're not yet retired, you will need to be marketable in these tourist-heavy lands. Being in the hotel business might help when it comes to relocating to one of these Central American hot spots.
Step 5

Start your life anew in Canada. It's not so far from your relatives, and the culture and lifestyle may be the closest to those of the U.S.-- but with a social safety net. You won't have to go bankrupt to see the doctor or buy prescriptions.

If you really want to disappear, fly out to faraway zones like lovely Australia and New Zealand.