How to be annoying

Everyone wants to get rid of annoying people or annoying situations , but what if you yourself wanted to be ANNOYING?

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• a working brain

1. Always make noise by tapping different objects on other objects which usually creates a high pitched noise.

2. Be obnoxious by talking loud in room level conversations, by whispering in loud areas, and by yelling in situations where there is no need for yelling.

3. Whistle all the time and whistle tunes which do not rhyme. Impersonating birds works great, but keep in mind to continue doing it.

4. Force yourself to laugh at situations that aren't really funny, laugh as if it is the best joke you have ever heard. And make your laughter sound like it is fake.

5. Talk in a high pitched voice, act like a kid, walk slow in fast moving places, walk up the stairs very slowly in the mall.

6. Inside an elevator with others, wait for everyone to make their floor selection, then go ahead and press in all the other unlit numbers. (Do not press the telephone or emergency buttons)

7. Jump up and down and scream out hysterically "I'm annoying, I'm annoying" and let the world know of your intentions.

Tips & Warnings

• Please do these in environments which aren't too hostile.
• Cutting people in line may result in undesirable consequences.

[karenjones]

on 4/27/2009 I hate whistlers. I work with one who I think when he is aggravated, he whistles just to aggravate everyone around him. How rude!!!!

[docjenny]

on 3/5/2009 THIS IS HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh! I especially like the elevator one!!