How to make working with idiots more enjoyable

in life there are many things that can kill you: cigarettes, fatty food, too much alcohol, the list goes on and on...BUT why isn't anyone talking about the idiots you have to work with day after day? Idiots cause stress, and stress causes heart attacks. Thus working with a bunch of idiots at your workplace is one of the deadliest places to be. So sit back and read how to make working with idiots more enjoyable and less of a health risk.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• a sense of humor

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   circles tend to be all hot air and no WINdpower

   Give all the idiots you know at the office little nicknames, like superheros... but in their case we will call them STUPIDheros. To name a few you might already know now: CIRCLEman - He can spin a business meeting around and around without ever making a definite point or answering a question. CATTYwoman - She IS the cat's meow, well at least in her own cubical of a mind and can do no wrong, but finds fault in everyone else in the office. Watchout or she might get her claws into you!

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   Not a written report to fear, your report will do just fine my dear.

   Hum theme songs whenever you encounter your newly nicknamed idiots. When your colleague arrives in the meeting with the YOUR ideas claiming them as his own brilliant plan to save the day and you now are calling him "UNDERMINingDOG"... hum a little "here I come to save the world!" That should help put a smile on your face.

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   Remember to bring in a can of air-freshener to work. You can get the one that has the touch button for when "ASSkisser" walks into the room. Anyone who works that end of the business has got to STINK.