Things You'll Need:
- a boyfriend
- a sense of humor
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Step 1
Never trust him. Ask him where he is all hours of the day. Question im everytime he talks to a women, and check his cell phone to see who he's called.
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Step 2
Cut out his friends. He doesn't need them anymore he has you. You should be the only one he talks to right?
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Step 3
Insult his mother. Tell him that you can't stand her. Then call and tell her how you feel. That will tick him off.
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Step 4
Call him 100x's a work. Leave him crazy messages. Use pet names like snuggy & poo-poo.
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Step 5
Cry in public and make a big scene whenever possible. Pick fights with him in front of his friends and embarress him infront of his family. Let him know that you wear the pants!
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Step 6
Talk about getting married and having kids really early in the realionship. Let him know that if he isn't planning to buy a ring then he should hit the road
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Step 7
Throw away all of his CD's, sports collectibles etc. Tell him that they just do not match the color of the room.
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Step 8
Most importantly: Don't forget to compare him to everyother man you've ever slept with. Also when you see your ex's in public make sure you point them out to him and rate their bed skills on a scale of 1 to 10.
If you want to add a little more fuel to the fire tell your boyfriend that he's a 7.
Comments
fendermetal said
on 7/12/2009 As a man, none of this would make me leave a woman. If you're that desparate to have me gone, break up with me. If my girlfriend did this to me, I'd just do anything I could to make her life miserable.
jkg0679 said
on 11/3/2008 lol...this is great! :)
mojoworkin said
on 10/24/2008 LOL That would do it. Good article.
Hooksey2 said
on 10/21/2008 Lol you a very very smart!