How to be Paris Hilton's BFF

Paris Hilton is looking for a new BFF on her reality show. Ever wonder what it really takes to be her bestie? Here is what you need to know.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

1. 
   Don't wear this

   As we know, Paris love pink. So as her BFF you can't wear it too! Avoid pink like the plague.

2. 
   Am I small enough?

   Paris also loves pooches, the smaller the better. So if you want her to notice you I suggest you either buy a very small dog or pretend to be one.

3. 
   Take the plunge for Paris

   Ms. Hilton likes someone who takes chances like like she does. Poor Onch! So either dye your hair from brown to blonde, ride that roller coaster or learn to bungee jump.

4. 
   Jetsetting is hot

   Paris is not one to stay at home with TiVo and a box of pizza (mmm, sounds good to me) Better get your passports ready and hop on a plane because this girl is international!

5. 
   Well heeled girls need apply

   Paris aims to look stylish wherever she goes. So make sure you have a pair of heels and flirty dresses in your wardrobe (except for guys).

6. 
   Mo Money, Mo Paris

   Regardless of the middle class kids on her show, I am pretty sure if you want to be Paris' friend you need money. I suggest hitting the lotto or inheriting a huge amount of amount ASAP.

7. 
   Like me?

   So just be yourself, only if yourself means a rich, hot, fashionable, jet-setting, celebutante.

[MommyBear]

on 10/21/2008 Love it! Thanks for the good laugh! :)

[veryirie]

on 10/20/2008 Ummmmmmmmmm...I think I'll pass. But I like your humor. :)

[Ballzy]

on 10/19/2008 Very Funny!

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on 10/19/2008 Nice list. :) Very funny.