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Step 1
Announce That You're Together
A fun way of announcing your couplehood, even if it is just for the night. One of you should dress like a mason and the other, a brick or a wall of bricks. When asked, the “mason” should say s/he is a brick layer. Other ideas you can use under this theme are screwdriver and screw, plug and cord, and so on. -
Step 2
Lumpy and old
Wear granny clothing. The best dresses for this one would be old faded dresses that have large buttons or loud flower prints. Place an old lumpy pillow on your chest area. Make sure the pillow hangs towards or near your belly button. -
Step 3
Get The Ladies
Put on a suit or a tux and hang a noose over your neck. When people ask what you are, say: well hung. -
Step 4
Cross Dress with A Twist
Cross dressing during Halloween is easy but thinking of a cross dressing super villain is hard! Think of the well-known villains in movies and their costumes. Whatever the outfit is, add a really bad pink dress preferably with a loud floral pattern. -
Step 5
Air 'Em Out
Add an adult twist to the Scotsman costume. Buy a kilt (the skirt-like thing Scotsmen wear) and the other Scotsman costume accessories. Get a nude-colored stocking and fill it old socks or foam. Make this hang out like something that shouldn't.
