How to Meet Your Mate

If you are not married, meeting your mate is probably frequently on your mind. Finding the right mate can be a long or challenging process, but should be well worth the wait.

Instructions

1. Decide on what moral values you absolutely have to have in a mate. These are things such as religion, honesty, sexual orientation, political agenda, etc...

2. Decide on what physical attributes you need to keep your eyes from wondering when that gorgeous being walks by. If you settle for less than what you know you really want, you will always turn your head whenever you see someone who has the look you desire.

3. Don't start going to places that are considered "a good place to meet someone" if you don't enjoy being at that place because if you meet someone there, they will want to go there from time to time but, you won't.