Things You'll Need:
- Nice clothes, cologne, cold hard cash, charming personality, & the ability to stay up all night.
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Step 1
Get ready for a night on the town.
This procedure will go into early morning hours, so be prepared. Take a nap, a couple red bulls, or whatever fuel you require to last until 6 AM. Then take a shower, throw on some dress/casual gear, and hit the road. -
Step 2
Pick your hunting ground.
Choosing when and where to prowl goes along way to your chances of success. Let's face it, if you go to a packed club on a Saturday night, you are going to have some competition. If you live near a military base, just give up on weekends following the 1st or 15th of each month. Ideally you'd like a small crowd, enough to distract the other girls running around, say a 4:5 ratio customers to dancers. -
Step 3
Wait for the show-off.
Typically, most gentleman' s clubs will have a time where all dancers get up on stage and are introduced. You can ask the DJ when that time will come around. In the meantime, check out the dancers and see which one you'd like to try to take home... or to hotel. Once you've made your selection, have a few drinks, chit-chat with the ladies as they make their rounds. Refrain from VIP room lap dances, don't buy drinks for any of them (other than your choice), but still remain friendly. Once the all the girls get on stage, wait until your target's name is called, and then tip her on the spot. Anything over a $20 works, but make sure you keep a smile on your face & make eye contact. Then head back to your beer. -
Step 4
Have a fun night.
Since you made eye contact and hit her with a big tip, she'll come looking for you. And that's a good thing. When she sits at your table, she'll probably offer you a lap dance/VIP. Instead, offer her a drink. Have a few drinks, relax, and throw some charm and wit around. Try to lengthen the time together. Tip her when she goes onstage. If she mentions that her friend is coming up next, hand her $5 to tip her friend. An hour or so before closing time, hit her up for that lap dance and compliment the hell out of her. -
Step 5
Seal the deal.
Pop quiz. What do dancers do after work? Eat breakfast. 15-20 minutes before close, ask her if she wants to go grab a bite to eat. "So-and-so always has the best omelets" usually works, or if you catch a look, bounce quickly to "...or another drink at my place?". If she shoots you down, say it's cool anyway and thanks for a fun night. Your fun-guy rep may earn you praise from some of the other dancers. Good luck and happy hunting.
Comments
velvetorchid said
on 6/7/2009 This is obviously written by a Man, let me tell you this there is a chance you will or could possibly see a dancer outside the club she works at but it has nothing to do with you pick up tatics, it's as simple as if she finds you attractive and would go out with you regardless of where she meets you. Dancers are the hardest girls to ask out, do you know how many dancers are sick of guys asking them out everynight, trust me we have heard every single angle and possible pick up line there is out there, never ever try and ask a dancer to meet you after her night at work, I cringe when I hear a guy saying "So what are you doing after this" Um what do most people do at 4am go home go to sleep after having men paw all over you all night the last thing you want to do is listen to some guy going on and on in the small hours of the morning, the only chance you have is giving you number and no...
ivysienna said
on 5/11/2009 This is pretty good. But, I'd add the caveat, chat with her, but don't waste her time. She's there to make money, not get drunk with you, no matter how cute you are. Treat her like a princess, but let her know she's free to go make money and that you'll be there later. Trust me, every man in there is asking to take her home, and not paying her for her time at work is insulting. And doing a VIP doesn't always mean she won't see you as someone cool to hang out with instead of just a client, depends on the girl and how cute you are. ;)