Things You'll Need:
- Common Sense
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Step 1
Cluttering her inbox with love letters after the second date, leaving multiple rambling voicemails, and texting her after-hours can creep her out. If she is a healthy, realistic, woman she is going to think that you are desperate, want to control her and know where she is at all times or even worse, a future stalker. Avoid being overly available, needy and clingy in the beginning of the relationship and you will avoid being labeled a creep.
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Step 2
Don’t air all your dirty laundry at the first opportunity. Telling her that you’ve bedded more women than Slick Willie and how, telling her what anti-depressants you use etc. is probably not a good idea in the beginning of the relationship. Keep it lite men, after all you don’t want her going into detail about her last yeast infection etc. Anything about you that may creep, freak or gross her out is probably better disclosed when she’s able not to judge you on the basis of such disclosures.
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Step 3
Never be controlling, possessive or aggressive. Trying to control her will inevitably lead to her dumping you. Even dogs prefer to be unleashed despite the correlation between the leash and a walk. Being possessive although occasionally cute, is a formula for disaster. Obviously you should never be aggressive towards her, but this also applies to being aggressive in public. If you are ready to throw punches the moment some guy looks at her you will creep her out and she will eventually dump you. Such behavior is embarrassing to her and she will more than likely think you have unresolved aggression issues and need anger management classes.
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Step 4
Don’t just drop by her place or job. If she sees you around every corner, you my friend are a stalker. Even if you innocently thought it would be a nice surprise to just drop by, it’s probably better to reserve this behavior for when the relationship is more serious.
Have your own life. Take her out on plenty of dates but don’t linger long after the date has ended. -
Step 5
Don’t try to involve yourself with her friends and family until you receive an invitation from her. When she does introduce you to her friends and family don’t immediately exchange phone numbers and then proceed to contact them on a regular basis as if you’re old pals. Meaning, don’t invade and try to conquer.
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Step 6
Don’t try to buy her love. Of course everyone likes receiving gifts. However, there is a big difference between buying her a tasteful gift once in a while or on her birthday etc. and handing her your credit card and telling her that she has your permission to use it without limits for an hour. Do this and she’ll assume you think she’s a prostitute, unless she really is a prostitute.
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Step 7
If you have strange fetishes it’s probably better to check the depth of the water before diving in. You don’t want to creep her out by telling her about your big toe, ladies boot or dirty undergarments fetish. Be sure that she shares your fetishes before you tell her about them.
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Step 8
Always, take it easy. Disclose only pertinent information about yourself and let her get to know you gradually. Don’t try to rush the process as you will more than likely end up that creep she‘d rather not remember.
Comments
beanofdoom said
on 8/18/2009 And I always thought my dirty toe sock fetish was a big first date turn on! Good advice. 5* The chick in the pic looks genuinely distressed. Is that Parker Posey? I just love her.
bloodmerchant said
on 3/21/2009 I don't know. I did all those steps and somehow girls are creeped out by me. I'm cursed when it comes to relationships.
brantsbabe said
on 11/5/2008 Oh so true!!! Nothing like that creepy factor to ruin it all. 5*
AmericanMexican said
on 11/3/2008 This is hilarious, however, I see that no men have commented so far. Well, they definitley need to read this, because all the women agree.
motherNN said
on 10/23/2008 Wow, you have covered a lot of ground here!!!5*****