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Step 1
Put a ton of items on the cash register and decide you're not going to pay for them after they've all been rung up. This will annoy both the staff and the people behind you in line. After the employee has rung up all your purchases, tell him you changed your mind and you don't want any of it.
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Step 2
Play with the shopping carts. Take carts from outside and leave them in random places in the parking lot, like in bushes. Take carts inside and turn them upside down in the middle of aisles. Also, fill carts up with lots of random stuff from one aisle and then leave that cart in the completely other side of the store.
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Step 3
Use the merchandise inside the store. Sit on chairs, lay down inside camping tents and take those huge bouncing balls to play a game with your friends through the aisles of your Wal-Mart. Try to get other annoyed customers to join in.
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Step 4
Put merchandise in areas where it doesn't belong. This is a great way to annoy the staff because they're the ones that have to clean up your mess. Put CDs with the towels, move some soda in with the office supplies and move big furniture where it doesn't belong.
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Step 5
Make noise with anything you can. Set off all the clocks and alarm clocks, try every toy that makes noise and clang other noisy items together. Noise while shopping annoys most people, and it won't be long until the Wal-Mart staff comes running and tells you to cut it out.
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Step 6
Ask annoying questions to all the employees. Follow Wal-Mart employees around and ask the same question over and over. Ask employees questions about life and philosophy, those which have no answer. When the employees get tired of you, start asking other customers.
