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Step 1
Get an education! Get a communications degree, with an emphasis in broadcasting. It is essential you are a good public speaker, and can handle yourself in front of a camera, and be able to read a teleprompter.
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Step 2
Get married and have some children! American Citizens want leaders that are family people. They want to know their leaders are having as much problems raising a family as they are.
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Step 3
Join a gym. Don't let yourself go! You need to keep fit and trim, and attractive. Save money to get your teeth fixed and whitened! Spend some money on a good hair cut.
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Step 4
Move to a small town in a small state.
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Step 5
Join a Christian Church. Preferably a fundamental church. And go every Sunday! (More is better.)
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Step 6
Join the PTA and get involved! Make friends will all the parents, and make them like you.
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Step 7
Learn to shoot a gun and join the NRA.
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Step 8
Run for city council. Don't forget to solicit votes from all those parents you made friends with at PTA!
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Step 9
Keep your eye out on openings coming up in state elections. Look for offices with unpopular candidates or incumbents.
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Step 10
When you get in office make a reputation of being a reformer.(Every presidential election from the early days of this country cried for a reform!)
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Step 11
Wait for the presidential candidate to pull your name out of the hat!
Comments
NYLady said
on 10/17/2008 Very funny. And so true!!
Irishgirl said
on 10/17/2008 Yeah, looks like anyone can run for vice president!! Very funny article.
srhgompf said
on 10/17/2008 This is so funny. It's scary that it's true.
jpwriter said
on 10/11/2008 Number 11 is great! Whew, it really seems that random.
LilBlackDress said
on 10/10/2008 Hmmm do I have to pose in a swimsuit?