How to Attract Bad Luck

Bad luck is more than just a collection of bad luck superstitions. Having bad luck is usually due to making some poor choices. And yes, there are a few bad luck charms that can make things even worse. If you are trying to attract bad luck, here's how to do it.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. Marry Kevin Federline.

2. Leave your baby in an open tent near dingos.

3. Wear the tiki idol from the Brady Bunch around your neck. Go surfing while wearing it.

4. Drive around town in a hearse. Try to pretty it up with a festive paint job.

5. Use a black cat to break a mirror under a ladder.

6. Try to help Nigerian royalty by wiring money to help them get their money out of a bank account. Share in the resulting windfall.

7. Star in a reality show with your family. Expect your family to stay together afterward.

8. Expect the lottery to pay for your retirement. Don't bother to stock up on canned dog food.

9. Sail off the coast of Somalia. Expect a pleasant trip.

[Good-MEdison]

on 1/26/2009 Funny... I really liked your advice! 5*s.

[jennen]

on 1/24/2009 People that don't shower often have pretty bad luck too... 5**

[bar10dr98]

on 12/6/2008 LOL LOVE it! Step 5 made me laugh, loud! 5*

[Susang6]

on 12/6/2008 I have to agree...all these these steps will cause you to attract bad luck! too funny!

[jamaclassics]

on 12/6/2008 Yeah, these work!