How to Prepare for Your First Kiss

Do you have "Virgin Lips" (VL), and are not sure how to approach your first kiss? Do you want your first kiss to be memorable and not embarassing? To be a good kisser, it requires practice and training. Read on to see how to make your first kiss an enjoyable one.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A piece of fruit, like an apple or an orange.

1. Get a piece of fruit and find some privacy. Pick a fruit you are particularly fond of, as it will be the object of your affection during your kissing training. An orange or apple will work just fine.

2. Hold the fruit lovingly in your hand and practice gently kissing it. It helps if you close your eyes and picture your true love. The kiss length should be approximately 1 - 2 seconds.

3. Examine the fruit...Is there a lot of saliva on the fruit? That could indicate you are a "sloppy kisser." Is the fruit bruised or the skin pierced? That would mean you went in too strong or used too much force. Remember, kissing takes practice, don't get frustrated if you can't get it just right the first time.

4. Wipe the saliva off the fruit, and try again until you feel comfortable with the kissing motion, duration of kiss and pressure. Make sure there are no jerky movements, quivering or shaking. Once you are confident that this first kiss will not end in total disaster, move onto the next step.

5. Destroy the evidence, eat the orange / apple you've been practicing with.

6. Now for the moment you've been waiting for. Your first kiss! This article is not meant to teach how to get someone to kiss you, only to give you confidence in your first kiss.
   
   Remember to strike when the iron is hot and amaze your partner with an "experienced" first kiss.

Tips & Warnings

• Your first kiss will probably NOT be a french kiss, don't practice with tongue. That will come later as you gain experience with actual real kissing.
• As you can imagine, there is probably nothing more embarassing than to be caught kissing a fruit, you may want to dead bolt your house / door to your room before you begin.

[beccad]

on 9/24/2009 Virgin lips LOL