How to Fart in Public

There are many times in life when you have the uncontrollable urge to release gas. Here are a few tips on how to accomplish this with as little embarrassment as possible.

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. The first thing to remember is to try and keep quiet. Obviously, if you fart loud, you will attract attention to yourself, and this brings negative attention to yourself. Try to let the fart out slowly and quietly. Also, if it is loud people can use sometimes figure out it was you by the direction the sound came from.

2. The next thing to remember is to make sure you are around a big group. If you are with just one other person, and you let a smelly fart, it is pretty obvious who dealt it. Try and hold it in unless you are around a big group.

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   Last, and most important, do not play with fire. Remember, fire and gas mixed together can cause a lethal combination, as seen below. Good luck grossing out your friends, as well as strangers!

[edieness]

on 5/7/2009 Funny.

[maestro83]

on 1/13/2009 lol ...I should recommend this to my boyfriend....he just finds a spot and farts really loud than walks off. LMAO

[Lakota99]

on 12/29/2008 lol nice pic

[Quickstar]

on 12/15/2008 Funny stuff my friend! 5*

[dja21149]

on 11/21/2008 I think you are telling everyone something that they already do, its something you learn from very early childhood, is it not? And you get credits for this?