How to yell at someone watching porn

Porn should not be tolerated by anyone. To stop this trend here a few simple suggestions.

Difficulty: Moderate

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• A voice

1. Stop whatever you are doing... coming in the door... eating a sandwich... on the phone.

2. Drop whatever is in your hands. Make sure to have it make a great thud/clatter/crash.

3. Scream/yell or in some way let everyone know that you caught someone in the act of watching nasty things.

4. Say "What are you doing?" Of course you know what they are doing, but its always fun to see what they have to say. "What are you watching?" that is always a good one too.

5. Accept their excuse, then start asking them questions to make them uncomfortable.... "Why does that man wear no pants?" "Does that hurt?" Why is her cheeks red?" "A plumber never does that?"

6. Leave them after a minute to compose themselves. Make lots of eye contact, ask them at dinner who starred in the movie they were watching. Ask them for the plot line.

[obviousness]

on 10/17/2009 yelling solves everything

[funkeymonkey]

on 12/15/2008 brilliant, gonna remember that one :P

[datdude1988]

on 9/5/2008 Hilarious.