How to Perform Auto Fellatio

Call it what you want--self sucking, blowjob, whatever. Auto fellatio is amazing and with some exercise and practice, you won't need anyone.

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Open space with a usuable area of wall
• Pillow

1. Find that comfortable open area, take off all of your clothes and get accustomed to the air temperature. Sit down on the floor and stretch. Spread your legs as wide as you can and lean with both arms to the left foot and then to the right, slowly and eventually grabbing your toes and pulling back to stretch your hamstring and other muscles.

2. Lay on your back on top of the pillow and lift your legs straight into the air. Pull your head up like you were going to do a situp. This stretches muscles in your upper body. Take your legs, which are in the air, and pull them up into your chest. You should feel your erect penis touch your stomach.

3. While laying on your back with the pillow, raise your legs up and over your head and let your feet rest on the wall. Your erection should be pointing to your face. Depending on penis length, it may seem far away, however, men with 5-inch erections have attained auto fellatio. It simply takes stretching and practice. You should have no trouble breathing in this position. If you do, it's either because your muscles are not ready to stretch any further or you are overweight.

4. Still in the position with your feet on the wall, pull your legs together and let your penis keep pointing to your face. Lift your head and chest up towards it, using your hands to push against your butt so that your body stays in the position. If you can meet your penis to your lips, feel proud and be excited. You may have to use one hand to pull a little on your penis and position it better, but you're in the right spot.

5. Once your body is used to this stretching, you can easily achieve this. The first few times may seem like an impossibility but don't get discouraged. This technique is well worth your patience and it is an opportunity to eat your semen if you've wanted to try it. This can even be an exciting show for a partner as some women love to watch this act. It's fun, it tastes and feels good and it's a good workout.

Tips & Warnings

• When coming out of the postion, move slowly, making sure your legs fold down to catch the rest of your upper body.
• Always stretch before and after auto fellatio.
• To keep your erection as your penis hangs towards your face, just wet your fingers a little and rub the glans.
• If it feels too uncomfortable, that's a good sign you aren't prepared. Stretch more and give it time.

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[moocowz]

on 8/7/2009 the part where the head ends on the side furthest from you where it meets the shaft... that's where the pleasure is... i blow it quick like that, swallowing actually feels pretty good im going to treat myself tonight

[simonsko]

on 5/21/2009 I'm gonna try this some day!

[perkins88]

on 12/1/2008 well kool i liked these suggestions and sure gona try/exercise from today.Its like a dream come true