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Step 1
Be friendly with the person in church whom you have a crush on. Say "Good morning" and ask him how he is doing. You can do this in any type of church except a monastery. People usually do not talk much in a monastery.
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Step 2
Sit near your crush in church. It is best to sit right beside her. However, if you are unable to do that, then sit as close to her as possible. In a Catholic church, sit somewhere near your crush that is not near a statue. There are many statues in a Catholic church that can obstruct your view.
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Step 3
Smile and wink at him during the service. Do not do this during confession or communion. People may think you are making fun of the Lord. You can show your interest in him without drawing attention to yourself. A smile or a wink will make him notice you and your interest in him. It is best to do this during the singing part of any church service.
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Step 4
Write her a love note on a piece of scrap paper and pass it to her discreetly. Draw a little heart or a set of kissy lips. Most Christian churches have offering envelopes, and you can write her a note on these envelopes and pass it over. However, do not let the priest or pastor see you doing it, or he may get upset.
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Step 5
Ask him for his phone number. Tell him that you would like to discuss the church outings or events with him. Invite him to lunch after church. Many Methodist and Baptist churches have church directories, and you could easily look up his number in those books.
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Step 6
Join the same church groups that she is in. For example, if she is in the youth group or choir, join these groups. If you are in a Methodist, Baptist or Lutheran church, join a Bible study group or a mission group. If you are in a Catholic church, volunteer to serve communion with your crush.
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Step 7
Tell him that you like him a lot and would like to get to know him better. Be honest! You never want to lie in any type of church.
Comments
whitebird said
on 10/26/2009 From my perspective, church is definitely a place to meet a lot of women (I'm a guy), plus you get to see them in their Sunday best (very sexy, in a classy kind of way). Sure, shoot him or her a glance and a smile (but yes, not during Communion or something really serious, like a prayer), but pass love notes?? Clearly inappropriate! There's nothing wrong with noticing the nice-looking babe across the aisle, but your mind (and heart) should be at least nominally on your relationship with God. I would be very suspicious of the motives and maturity (but not availability!) of a woman who was passing me love notes in church. Nothing should be done in the sanctuary but perhaps the occasional nod and wink. Love notes? Are we in sixth grade?? Wait 'til after the service and ask the person to meet you for coffee, etc.
pegasis said
on 10/23/2009 I know flirting in church is kind of weird. I wouldn't bother with someone if they were flirting with me in church, or bother to flirt there myself.
ross313 said
on 9/19/2009 WTF?
thegayestgoth said
on 8/4/2009 i'm a preacher. this article is kinda silly. and obviously meant to be light hearted or some junk. it's kinda dumb though. if you want to get a guy in church, pray for him to come to you. then you'll get a lot of pickle juice in your pockets. and a soggy skirt. hee hee.
pxl1723 said
on 7/21/2009 Oh, lighten the hell up (pun definitely intended)- this was obviously written in a spirit of fun, rather than as an actual how-to. Besides, if a person's going to church to worship, they probably aren't *seriously* consulting this to *actually* find out how to flirt; that's for people like me who get compelled to go and really don't want to be there... and I for one recognize this as a joke rather than a serious method of lady-ing. Get a sense of humor, for the love of god.