How to have an affair with your wife

50% of marriages end in divorce. most of these end because of money or one spouse getting bored with the other. I can't do anything about money, but I can advise you on an affair.....

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

1. 

   Whether it's the 7 year itch, or the kids getting in the way, marriages need a shot of adrenalin from time to time.
   
   I speak from experience, so listen up.

2. Instead of blowing the marriage, separating and spending all your cash getting divorced, follow these tips and stay together...
   
   Tip: you will spend $10,000 to divorce your wife, why not spend half of that and have an affair with her?

3. Think of 5 romantic things you have always wanted to do with your wife.
   A cruise, a trip, a vacation; select 1 of the 5, Now, book that trip.
   Make arrangements for the kids to be cared for and call her boss and arrange for the surprise without her knowing.

4. 

   plan a romantic dinner date where you will spring the surprise on her and then take her shopping for all the sexy cloths she will need. Make sure to be HAPPY about the shopping and encourage her to go to Victoria's Secret for some of the sexy stuff. Remember that you have to look good too.

5. Now the hard part. You will need to gently speak to your wife about the trip. That you are taking her to have an affair with her. That your wife is a wonderful person and all, but you are looking for a lover and you picked her. Ask her to mentally shift her thinking and that you will be providing her with a trip like she has never had before.

6. Prepare for the trip by purchasing items you will need. Affairs are charged with energy, craziness, and passion. pick up some lotions, massage oils, silk boxers, champagne, roses, bubble bath, perfume, and all the stuff you have ever seen on any chick-flick that made your wife swoon. purchase sexy bras and panties, blouses, and other clothing that you would like her to wear on the trip, but keep it all a secret.

7. Once on your trip, spring the sexy clothing on her, ask politely for her to wear them and act like your lover. Give her bubble baths, massages, and make sure she relaxes. You will have a much better time if the cell phone isn't ringing too.

8. enjoy your affair and remember it was not only cheaper than a divorce, it is something you can do again and again.....

Tips & Warnings

• plan plan plan
• find out if she has fetishes, feathers, blindfolds and other things will spice things up
• give each other new names and pretend to be someone else, it's an affair after all.
• cruises are a great place to have an affair, all the work is done for you.

[akchrist]

on 8/12/2008 Great tips!