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Step 1
Be a geisha. Wear a long skirt or dress topped with a kimono. You can find a bath robe that resembles a kimono or order an inexpensive one online. Pull all your hair into a top-knot bun, wear a straight, black wig, or slick all your hair back, securing at the top of your head. Add cat’s eye eyeliner, a bright lipstick and very pale white face powder. Grab an Oriental fan and you’re good to go.
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Step 2
Go sumo. If you are incredibly daring, go shirtless and tie a black sash around your waist, with a square black scarf or piece of fabric tucked in the waistband in the front and back to cover your privates. Wear a pair of shorts underneath that cannot be seen under the scarves. Don a flesh colored shirt and tights if it’s cold or you’re embarrassed. Slick hair up into a top knot bun or wear a short black wig.
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Step 3
Strike it up as a samurai. Find a long, silk bathrobe, preferably red, and find a long, rectangular scarf that can be draped around your shoulders with the two ends meeting in front of your chest. Tie a sash around your waist to secure the scarf in place. Tie another sash around your hairline as a makeshift headband. Get a plastic samurai sword or hook one up with cardboard and silver paint.
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Step 4
Mimic a ninja. Dress in a black long-sleeved shirt, long pants and simple shoes and pull a ninja hood over your face. You can imitate a ninja mask with a black, nylon ski mask or even wrap scarves to achieve the desired effect. Rubber band the scarves at the back of your head so only your eyes peek out. Find a plastic sword and paint it black or use black cardboard cut into a sword shape.






















