How to Make Your Boyfriend Cry

There are a number of ways to make your boyfriend cry, if you really want to.

If you want to get out of a relationship that is not going well, you may have to make your boyfriend cry--a lot. You may feel guilty at first, especially if the relationship has lasted a long while. Breakups require a certain amount of commitment and strategy, so determine whether or not you truly want to be rid of your partner. When you start to feel bad, tell yourself that he would do the same to you if the roles were reversed.

Instructions

1. Use intimate information as leverage against him. Recall the most secret details you obtained during the course of your relationship. Think of a situation when he made himself the most vulnerable to you. Reveal those details to every mutual acquaintance you have. Be sure to be as descriptive as possible and produce pictures, if possible.

2. Show your disdain for your boyfriend by lying to him as often as you can. Be sure to get caught, too. When he questions you about it, tell him you don't care what he thinks. Men will often cry when they are confused, so also tell him that you love him after you get caught lying.

3. Sleep with someone else. If you are not able to cheat, make him believe that you have. Convince him that you have enjoyed his best friend in unimaginable ways.

4. Use every opportunity to relieve your boyfriend of his money. For some reason, guys take this very personally. If you cannot steal from him, make him spend enormous amounts of money on you. Continue this until he his broke. Then tell him that you want someone else who has more money, and that he is a "loser." Watch the waterworks flow.

5. Insult his masculinity. Slowly chip away at his manhood by ridiculing him in front of others. Be sure to make fun of your boyfriend in bed if you really want to make him cry.

Tips & Warnings

• Some men can be driven to violence, so use good judgment when attempting to make your boyfriend cry.

Resources

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