How to Have Sex in the Ocean

Whether you're on vacation or just taking a day trip with your lover, having sex in the the ocean can be thrilling thrilling. If you want to try this, keep a few things in mind.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions

1. Wade out into the waves, until the two of you are waist deep in the ocean. If you go out too far, you run the risk of getting swept up in a wave and caught in the undertow.

2. Lift your significant other up a bit, you can align both of your pelvises. Have her wrap her legs around your hips and hold on. She can put her arms around your neck to help support her; the water will help hold the two of you up so you won't be pulled over by her hanging onto you.

3. Take a moment to get used to the swells pushing you around. You'll have to pay attention to see when the next wave is coming and react accordingly. If you both aren't on the same page, it will make this more difficult.

4. Pull your significant other's bathing suit bottoms to the side and proceed accordingly. Take care not to be obvious, as beaches are usually crowded places and beach patrol officers do have the right to arrest you.

Tips & Warnings

• Don't move around too much. The salty ocean water can cause chafing and the movement can force ocean water up into the female. Ocean water isn't clean.

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