How to exit a website.

ever thought, oh my god I dont want my mommmy catching me watching lesbian porn online? or damn, this website is freaking boring? heres the article for you.

Instructions

Difficulty: Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• 1: quick mind
• 2:air
• 3:fast fingers
• 4:un ami
• 5:a dog
• 6:your favourite pillow

1. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE OTHER WINDOWS OPEN FOR BACK-UP, for example if you are watching lesbian porn keep an chrsitian web-site open for easy acces to looking innocent.
2. Listen closely for those sneaky parents hiding behind the corner.
3. Click the minimize or the "x" button.
4. Lather,rinse,repeat.

Tips & Warnings

• Prayer before watching your porn!
• Make sure you Porn isn't of Thê Morgan Coffey or your Mother.