Things You'll Need:
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Step 1
The first step to dressing gay is putting on a really stylish pair of boxer briefs, preferably Calvin Klein, Joe Boxer, or Versace, but it doesn't really matter as long as they are crisp and clean.
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Step 2
Once you have on your fresh pair of underwear, you are ready to put on your clean pair of khakis. Polo Ralph Lauren is the preferred label, but again the brand is not as important as the khakis being clean and freshly ironed or starched.
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Step 3
After you put on the khakis, you are ready to put on a shirt. To really dress gay, you must put on a collared polo shirt. Lacoste, Le Tigre, and Ralph Lauren are the best, but again any clean polo shirt will do just dandy. The color of choice is pink or salmon. It is important that the polo shirt is neatly tucked into your pants and the collar is turned up perfectly to frame your well moisturized face.
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Step 4
You can complete the outfit, by loosely tying a beautiful cashmere sweater around your neck. The sweater is not functional, but instead simply an accessory to complement the rest of your ensemble.
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Step 5
Finally, you are ready to put on your shoes. To dress gay, the best shoes to wear are loafers without socks. You can also wear boat shoes or any fine Italian leather sandal, all without socks.
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Step 6
To make sure that you look especially gay, make sure you gel your hair just right. Not too much, because less is more. Also make sure that you properly moisturize with the finest products like Clarins, Kiehl's and La Mer.
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Step 7
Now that you have the full ensemble and beautiful hair and skin to match, honey, you are ready to take on the world and look FIERCE!!
Comments
ebikerblue said
on 8/15/2008 Straight guys can also dress preppy. I dress preppy all the time including wearing dress penny and tasseled loafers san socks.