How to Tell Nonsense Jokes

These types of jokes may not make any sense, but boy, they sure don't make any sense all right.

Things You'll Need

  • Hand Buzzers
  • Dictionaries
  • Joke Books
  • Helmets
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Instructions

    • 1

      Begin the nonsense joke as you would begin a normal narrative joke - by establishing characters and setting. These should be very elaborate.

    • 2

      Have your character or characters repeat an action in a slightly different way over and over again over a prolonged period of time (the action of a nonsense joke usually takes place over the course of a character's life).

    • 3

      Try to create the illusion that this variation in action is part of some sort of plot progression.

    • 4

      Wait until it seems as if your audience can't take any more.

    • 5

      Deliver a punch line that is either anticlimactic or has nothing to do with the rest of the joke.

    • 6

      Put your punch line, for example, in the form of a moral that doesn't make any sense: "The moral of the story is that 7 out of 10 people prefer mint chocolate chip ice cream to raspberry frozen yogurt."

    • 7

      Run.

Tips & Warnings

  • Use a lot of adverbs and adjectives to make your nonsense joke longer.

  • When a teller laughs at his or her own joke, the joke loses its effectiveness. This is especially true if the teller laughs before the punch line.

  • A nonsense joke is a joke that typically takes a very long time to tell, is very redundant, and has a senseless or unsatisfying punch line. The humor of a nonsense joke isn't in the joke itself, but rather the irritation that you develop in your audience by telling it.

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  • Feb 02, 2006
    A joke is something in which you usually aren't part of, and if you use yourself in the joke, it will sound more like a narrative story than a joke with a punchline.
  • Feb 02, 2006
    A joke is something in which you usually aren't part of, and if you use yourself in the joke, it will sound more like a narrative story than a joke with a punchline.
  • Nov 22, 2005
    When telling a nonsense joke, the aim is to not make any sense. Tell it to some you know (thats not in any hurry), like a friends at work. The best character to use is yourself and a robber (friends always want to know what happened.) Don't practice a nonsense joke, make it up as you go along. In the end, it won't make any sense.
  • Nov 22, 2005
    Make sure to tell these jokes to someone that you don't even like, because when they become irritated, it makes them all the more funny for you.
  • Nov 22, 2005
    When telling a nonsense joke, the aim is to not make any sense. Tell it to some you know (thats not in any hurry), like a friends at work. The best character to use is yourself and a robber (friends always want to know what happened.) Don't practice a nonsense joke, make it up as you go along. In the end, it won't make any sense.

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