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Step 1
Understand what makes a ninja cool and why it's important to carry on the tradition. Stealth is the key to adding a mysterious side to anyone as well as providing a few good laughs at a party.
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Step 2
Dress like a modern ninja by leaving all references to the old ninja world behind. In order to be stealthy one must blend in and let's face the fact, a traditional ninja outfit and sword stick out like a sore thumb. Choose normal dark street clothes to both fit in and add stealth if needed.
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Step 3
Practice climbing up the side of buildings, hanging upside down for extended periods and hiding in the shadows. Do this in complete privacy in order to keep the ninja identity secret and your cool intact.
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Step 4
Begin to speak in shortened almost meaningless sentences while forcing your mouth to move in an unnatural cadence to what you're saying. Lip reading spies are common among ninja followers and this method works to eliminate the threat.
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Step 5
Place as many sharp, pointy objects into your pants as possible. This forces you to learn a new, stealthy way to move and provides you with an arsenal at your fingertips.
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Step 6
Provide entertainment at parties by sneaking up behind people, vanishing into shadows or mist, among other amusing acts.
