How to Achieve Commanding Power

The attraction of achieving commanding power is easy to see but attaining it is elusive. A few choice people have accomplished commanding large regions of the world over the centuries. The world is in need of a new dominating power, so sharpen your skills and get ready to rule today.

Instructions

1. Think big and then think bigger. Every little piece you add to your command expands the reach of your rule. Throw common guilt aside and embrace the cold-hearted nature a true leader of the world needs.

2. Choose your lackeys well and ensure their loyalty through small amounts of granted power over your minions. Direct reports must be as unwavering in their commitment to conquest as the leader they follow. Toss an occasional session of torture in to keep everyone in line.

3. Lead or get out of the way must be your motto and make every decision with this in mind. Punish anyone who questions or delays following the orders given. Keep a large portfolio in your hallways to chronicle the demise of those who fail to please.

4. Dress the part by finding a utilitarian look and adding your own personal touches. Medium grey or military green are standard issue of modern world dominators and accessorize easily with flashy medals, designations of conquest or a collection of buttons with funny sayings.

5. Fill your home with the treasures of those you now rule. Flaunt them at every chance or melt them down and make decorative toilet paper holders with them. Inscribe each one with the name and significance of its origin.