How to Live Life like a Warner Bros. Cartoon

The title doesn't say it all?

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Challenging

Things You’ll Need:

• To have grown up watching Looney Tunes.

1. Shhh...be vewy vewy quiet.
2. Learn at least fifteen different dance routines, and when someone gets exasperated with you, perform their exasperation interpretively while they rant.
3. Upon leaving through any door, turn dramatically, salute and stammer, “That’s all folks!”
4. Upon greeting your significant other, break out into song: “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..” (Top hat and cane optional).
5. Convince someone you’re going to give them a million bucks, then hand them a certificate that says “Good for a million box!” Laugh for them.
6. Refer to everyone as ‘Doc.’
7. Insist on always knowing what’s up.
8. When someone says “Why don’t you go crawl back into your hole!” Admit to them that you would but they built a superhighway over it.
9. When someone pulls a shotgun on you, attempt to tie both barrels into a nice bow.
10. When swinging from a tree, declare “Yikes and away!”
11. When someone hits you (i.e. bumps into you) do a pirouette, put the back of your hand over your forehead, cough spastically and dramatically re-enact any [Gone with the Wind] scene where someone dies.
12. Hum “Flight of the Bumblebee”, increasing the tempo as you dash in and out of cubicles to avoid an imaginary pursuer.
13. When someone gets angry with you, grab their cheeks with both hands and give them a kiss on the lips, then turn and run cackling. If they’re wearing a hat, pull it down over their eyes so they aren’t privy to your escape.
14. That's All Folks! Resolve all conflicts in seven minutes or less.

Tips & Warnings

• Behave like a caricature.
• When someone talks to you add a soundtrack to their voice. Be an oboe. when they stop and start, match their cadence.
• Run around corners and hop on one leg to get your momentum, making an "Urk!" noise with each hop.
• Learn dialogue from noir movies and recite lines at inappropriate moments.