How to Make Your Husband Turn Off the Television

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If you are reading this article then your husband watches too much television. You want to talk more about your hopes, dreams, fears and all that mushy stuff. Well I have the answer to your needs...read on and remember to rate my article please!

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Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Step1

1. The first step is to dress sexy. A nice black dress and spiked high heels. You know this is what turns his head during the day at work. Problem is he doesn't see it at home. Try a new hairdo and a little bit of makeup.

Step2

2. Watch the television with him and talk during the commercials. He will engage you and he will probably turn off the television because he is aroused. But you don't want sex necessarily --- you want to talk.

Step3

3. Try talking about easy subject at first and see how far the conversation goes. I would say to go this a few times and year and it should improve your marriage.

Tips & Warnings

Do not use this tactic during the playoffs. Only regular season.

Comments

zestforart said

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on 7/27/2008 ...continued from above....
at the expense of developing the relationship depth which both of them promised each other when they were courting.

zestforart said

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on 7/27/2008 The writer of the question perceives that her husband values television more than his supposedly primary relationship with his wife. The person providing the answer (xrayness) above advises the wife to bamboozle the man into agreeing to communicate with the woman he promised to love and honor and protect for life, because when she makes her request directly she gets no response. If sly bamboozling is what is necessary to get the attention of this husband, he is not keeping his original agreement with the wife, and he has left his wife hung out to dry for the rest of her life, with no options to enrich their marriage, which has been deteriorating as he moves his focus toward his private enjoyments--and not even a real hobby like woodworking or bonding with the children or grandchildren, but passively zoning out in front of the television--at the expense of developing the relationship de