How to Make Cupid Poop Gag Valentines

Whether Valentine's Day makes you happy or glum, you will not be able to resist handing out this flippant treat.

In recent surveys, it has been demonstrated that even more people hate Valentine's Day than love it. This phenomenon has been attributed to many different things from the increasing number of single people in their 30's and 40's to a general disillusionment with "greeting card holidays." Whether you love it or hate it, lighten up this Valentine's Day with these clever little Valentine's gag gifts that will make everyone--regardless of their romantic inclinations--blush and smile.

Things You'll Need

• Red and pink heart-shaped candies
• Small sandwich bags
• Red ribbon
• Scissors
• Pink notecards
• Hole punch
• Pen

Instructions

1. 

   Place a handfull of heart-shaped candies in each baggie. You can put as many or as few in each bag as you would like. About 10 is a good amount.

2. Tie the bag closed with a piece of red ribbon. Use a double knot to secure the top of the bag, and leave long ends on the knot.

3. On each pink notecard, write this message:"I couldn't send you flowers, nor would candy do. Sappy cards don't say things the way I want them to. But I found you something special--it's really quite a scoop,In fact it's rarest of the rare...I got you Cupid Poop!"

4. Punch a hole in the upper left hand corner of each note card. You will use this hole to attach the card to the bag since if the card gets lost the joke will not make sense.

5. Tie a bow around the hole in the card. Do this by threading the ribbon through the hole in the corner, then tying a regular bow to hold the card onto the bag of candy.Give these Valentines to all of your friends and co-workers to brighten their day.

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