How to Look Slimmer/Thinner Overnight

There's no miracle out there to lose five pounds overnight but here are a few tricks to help you look like you did!

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

1. Do not eat any carbohydrates the entire day before. Stick to foods with diuretic effects (teas, watermelon, cucumbers and mushrooms). Avoid salty foods all together as they will reverse the effects of the diuretic foods. Also avoid alcoholic beverages which may promote puffiness.
2. The night before, go for a full body massage. A massage will help break up some of the toxic water trapped in favorite places like cellulite.
3. Take a laxative the day before to help with tummy bloat. Be sure to do this the day before, not the day of whatever you are trying to look slimmer for.
4. The day of...Be sure to wear control top undergarments to help smoothe out any dimples.
5. Get some sun. A tan always makes people look thinner and healthier. Be sure not to get too much sun and wear some sun block.