Alright, I do not want you to be racist, this is a warning. I am telling you what you should avoid. This is strictly for comedic and or educational purposes.
Know the division of races, but DO NOT know anything about their culture. Remember to be a successful racist you must think lowly of other races, even if it is your own!
Step2
Know that being gay and being a woman is not a race. To be a RACIST you have to be intolerant to people who have different beliefs or different skin than you. You could hate people who have a different culture as well, but keep it simple, don't want to wear yourself down before we get to the other steps!
Step3
Learning racial slurs is a cliche yet effective way to identify yourself as a racist. I will not say any slurs, but understand that EVERY race has a slur against them, so being racist is colorblind in a way since anyone can be racist.
Step4
DO NOT do any cross burning or lynchings. In today's modern society that would just be barbaric and considered to be a hate crime. Telling jokes about a single race and such would suffice, remember this is not a how to article on hate crimes, it is a how to article on being a racist.
Tips & Warnings
DO NOT DO ANYTHING I TOLD YOU TO DO! I WAS MERELY MOCKING RACISM ITSELF!
Enthusiast 
