Things You'll Need:
- Balloons (weather for you; party for a teddy bear)
- Teddy bear (optional, but recommended)
- Helium
- Lawn chair
- Science book
- Calculator
- Scale
- Ballast (water jugs)
- Tether-line
- GPS (global positioning system)
- Cell phone
- Parachute
- Pellet gun
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Step 1
Be aware that while flying may offer the ultimate rush in freedom, it likely will not be free. The FAA has far-reaching tentacles and regulates airspace across the nation. It also dictates who can and cannot fly. Certainly, you are not required to have a pilot’s license to ride your lawn chair, but the above-mentioned Larry Walters wound up shelling out $1,500 in fines for his misadventure when he floated into restricted airspace.
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Step 2
Tether your lawn chair to an immovable object.
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Step 3
Fill balloons with helium. This is where it gets tricky. How many balloons? How much helium? If pioneer Larry had done it correctly, he would not have wound up too high, too far, too fast. He wouldn’t have needed to call for help from his CB radio and wouldn’t have settled into power lines, upsetting the power grid for Long Beach, California. Since it’s safer to use the teddy-bear approach, have some fun and experiment. No one’s going to get hurt. However, if you’re using real people and weather balloons instead of party balloons, get out the science book, the calculator and the scale—you need to calibrate the lift force of the balloons against the weight of the person, the chair and the supplies destined upward.
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Step 4
Get in the lawn chair with your supplies. You’ll need to board before all the balloons are inflated, so you’ll need help from someone else.
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Step 5
Allow your chair and you to soar to the length of your tether. If by some fluke, your line breaks (or is untied), you’ll need all the supplies above. You’ll want a parachute, a GPS, a cell phone and a pellet gun to pop your way down.













