How to Tell a Simple Joke About Willie Nelson

It's a good ice-breaker, and it'll get your friends every time (sometimes more than once).

Difficulty: Easy

Instructions

Things You'll Need:

• Sense of humor
• Listener

1. Say, "Did you hear that Willie Nelson died?"

2. Wait for the listener's gasp in surprise.

3. Then say, "Yeah. He was playing on the road again."

4. Wait for laughter.

Tips & Warnings

• If laughter doesn't come, laugh at yourself and slap your knee.
• Die hard Willie Nelson junkies may slap you.